BECAUSE THEY'VE BEEN RAPING AND PILLAGING OUR GARDEN!!
I did the happy dance every time I saw signs of a little ear popping out of the stalk.
I got a chill down my spine every time I saw the hairy tassle thing sprouting out of the ear.
AND THEN THIS HAPPENED.
Now I cry a little every time I go to see how the garden is doing. And just when I thought we'd actually get a COUPLE of ears for ourselves, they were destroyed the next day.
However, this story does have a happy part to it.
I fell in love again with my husband today. He was walking back to the house holding a BB gun.
TAKE THAT YOU BLASTED PIRATES!

